Have you ever wanted to make a phone call while you were underwater? “Hell yes!” I hear you say. Well you’re in luck – for just $US1,799 you can purchase the Underwater Cell Phone System from SkyMall.
From the web site: *With the Alpha UWCP, talk with someone 15,000 miles away while diving a tropical reef or in your pool! *
Think of the implications:
- Pretend you’re working while really swimming in your pool (or on holidays)
- Interesting implications for phone sex – ‘sleeps with the fishes’ takes on a whole new meaning
- Incidents of SCUBA rage increase as intolerant fellow divers get sick of only hearing one side of the conversation
- Answer phone calls in the shower – see product reviews on the web site!
- Order a pizza while underwater – try explaining that delivery address!