Junkware: Underwater cell phone system

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Have you ever wanted to make a phone call while you were underwater? “Hell yes!” I hear you say. Well you’re in luck – for just $US1,799 you can purchase the Underwater Cell Phone System from SkyMall. From the web site: *With the Alpha UWCP, talk with someone 15,000 miles away while diving a tropical reef or in your pool! * Think of the implications: Pretend you’re working while really swimming in your pool (or on holidays) Interesting implications for phone sex – ‘sleeps with the fishes’ takes…

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